A little while ago, I was running late to class and decided to shave 15 seconds off my walk by cutting across a short section of grass instead of sticking to the path. Wait, before I go any further, I must set the scene. We attend school in an old chateau which is large, pink, has a caretaker and has flower beds of roses all over the property. Several of such beds are in the front of the chateau with sections of lush, healthy, would-never-die-even-if-a-million-people-walked-on-it grass. Another important piece of information is who the caretaker is. It is a gentleman by the name of Jean-Charles.
To paint a quick picture of the man I will simply say he is 5 feet tall, 60 years old with the energy of a 20 something and embodies the stereotype Americans have of a Frenchman (minus the beret but including the red sweater over the shoulders). The last necessary detail is that he is very protective of the grass.
So as I was saying, I cut across the grass to save time and there, standing at the door, was none other than Jean-Charles. I can honestly say that I have never received such a thorough French reprimand for walking on grass. The most memorable moment was when he repeated the word ‘never’ over and over again. (As in ‘Never, never walk on the grass!!!’) You would think a man (myself) twice his size would cause him to tread a little more lightly with his words, but alas Jean-Charles is fearless as well an avid protector of helpless herbage.

